Pikmin 4: Dead Planet

Pikmin 4: Dead Planet is a Pikmin fanfiction created by DonoPik. It begins on 3 of the year 899472.

Volume I
Jackill: "We're heading towards the Dying Planet as planned, sir."

Unknown: "Land on the only part of the planet that is left..."

Jackill: "Will do, sir."

Jackill: "NO! THE ENGINES HAVE FAILED! I'M GOING TO DIE!"

Then, Jackill crashes violently on the dying planet, and his spacecraft melted because of the heat and pressure of the crash.

Jackill: "Huh? Oh, no! my ship! It's completely melted! All that's left is a puddle! ...Wow, I look good... Wait, what is that?

Red Pikmin: "Waa? Huho!"

Jackill: "...Is that a carrot with eyeballs?"

Red Pikmin: "Hehe! Waah!"

Jackill: "What the heck is it saying...?"

Mysterious voice: "These are Pikmin, they speak Pikkipayan."

jackill: "Huh? Who are you?"

Mysterious voice: "I'm Olimar! I crash-landed on this planet a year ago and my life support system is unlimited. I'm going to die soon, and so are you because this planet will soon die... Want some noodles?"

Volume II
Jackill: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE ON THIS PLANET?!?!"

Olimar: "Yep... But we still have Space Noodles!"

Jackill: "...What is wrong with you?"

Olimar: "I guess I've been alone for so long on this planet that I got a little crazy... Are you sure you don't want any Space Noodles?"

Jackill: "..."

Olimar: "Come with me to my ship, my apprentice Louie is with me on this planet."

Jackill: "Umm... Okay, I guess so, at least you didn't say space noodles in that sentence..."

Olimar: "SPACE NOOOODLES!!!"

Jackill: "Ugh! I get it! Let's just go to Louie already!"

Then Jackill and Olimar walked over 10 miles to return to Olimar and Louie's demolished ship.

Louie: "Olimar, who's that?"

Olimar: "ITS MY SPACE NOODLES!"

Louie: "You're addicted to space noodles, aren't you..."

Olimar: "...I like space noodles."

Jackill: "Louie, is he always like this?

Louie: "No, he just started being like this once his oxygen tank got a little ruptured and I had to replace the oxygen with this gas that makes you crazy..."

Jackill: "Oh! I can spare some of my oxygen. I have two tanks and infinite life support."

Louie: "THANK YOU SO MUCH! I can't live with Olimar like this anymore!"

Olimar: "NOOOOOOOODLESSS!!!"

Jackill and Louie: "..."

Jackill: "Here, let's replace that crazy gas with oxygen..."

Jackill replaces the gas with oxygen, and Olimar starts to recover.

Jackill: "Wait a second... That red carrI mean, Pikmin followed me all the way here!"

Volume III
Olimar: "Pikmin always follow their leader... They must think that about you!"

Jackill: "Oh, so that's why he followed me all the way here... Weird."

Louie: "Olimar, are you okay?"

Olimar: "Yep... but I'm seriously still addicted to space noodles... especially the Koppai brand."

Louie: "But... are you still going to scream "space noodles" all the time?"

Olimar: "Nope... Oh yeah, thanks, Jackill, for giving me air... Wow, that sounded weird."

Jackill: "No problem... But what the heck is that giant ball with legs?!"

Olimar: "Oh, that's an Onion."

Jackill: "Can I eat it???"

Olimar: "No!!! There's Pikmin inside of it!"

Jackill: "Eww, what are they doing in there?!"

Olimar: "Well, I never really thought about it..."

Louie: ... "They live inside the Onion. The Onion is the Pikmin mothership."

Jackill: "Oh... so I'm guessing that it tastes like chicken!"

Olimar and Louie: "HECK NO!!!"

Jackill: "Oh, sorry..."

Olimar: "Wait a second... Louie, you must know what it tastes like because you eat EVERYTHING..."

Louie: "Umm, uh no... I would never do that!"

Olimar: "Then where's the Purple Onion?!?!?! Huh?"

Louie: "Olimar, there's no such thing as a Purple Onion. The Purple Pikmin live in the ship's hull..."

Olimar: "Oh... that explains a lot."

Jackill: "WHY ARE WE FOOLING AROUND HERE??? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Olimar: "Oh yeah..."

Louie: "Olimar!"

Olimar: "Yes?"

Louie: "Is that female sheargrub over there edible?"

Olimar and Jackill: "Louie!!!"

Louie: "Sorry..."

Volume IV
Jackill: "So, Olimar, have you been to this planet before?"

Olimar: "Yes, and I had an infinite supply of Space Noodles."

Louie: "How long have we been talking? Two volumes or something?"

Jackill: "Yeah... probably"

Olimar: "GAHAHAHAHAH!"

Louie and Jackill: "What the heck is that!?"

Orange Bulborb: "Gulp!"

Jackill: "AHHHH!"

Red Pikmin: "Waaa!"

Louie: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIKMIN JACKILL!?"

Jackill: "I'm squeezing it because I'm scared!"

Orange Bulborb: "Hey, fellas."

Jackill looks uncomfortable.

Jackill: "Ahh! Oh, It was just a dream... This bed isn't very nice... Wait.. this is a rock!"

Louie: "Jackill?"

Jackill: "Yeah?"

Louie: "You've been talking in your sleeep for about five hours..."

Jackill: "Oh..."