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'''''Pikmin 4: Dead Planet''''' is a ''Pikmin'' fanfiction created by [[User:DonoPik|DonoPik]]. It begins on {{date|3|July}} of the year 899472. | |||
==Volume I== | |||
Jackill: "We're heading towards the Dying Planet as planned, sir." | |||
Unknown: "Land on the only part of the planet that is left..." | |||
Jackill: "Will do, sir." | |||
Jackill:" | Jackill: "NO! THE ENGINES HAVE FAILED! I'M GOING TO DIE!" | ||
Then, Jackill crashes violently on the dying planet, and his spacecraft melted because of the heat and pressure of the crash. | |||
Jackill: "Huh? Oh, no! my ship! It's completely melted! All that's left is a puddle! ...Wow, I look good... Wait, what is that? | |||
Red Pikmin: "Waa? Huho!" | |||
Jackill: "...Is that a carrot with eyeballs?" | |||
{{ | Red Pikmin: "Hehe! Waah!" | ||
Jackill: "What the heck is it saying...?" | |||
Mysterious voice: "These are Pikmin, they speak Pikkipayan." | |||
jackill: "Huh? Who are you?" | |||
Mysterious voice: "I'm Olimar! I crash-landed on this planet a year ago and my life support system is unlimited. I'm going to die soon, and so are you because this planet will soon die... Want some noodles?" | |||
==Volume II== | |||
Jackill: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE ON THIS PLANET?!?!" | |||
Olimar: "Yep... But we still have Space Noodles!" | |||
Jackill: "...What is wrong with you?" | |||
Olimar: "I guess I've been alone for so long on this planet that I got a little crazy... Are you sure you don't want any Space Noodles?" | |||
Jackill: "..." | |||
Olimar: "Come with me to my ship, my apprentice Louie is with me on this planet." | |||
Jackill: "Umm... Okay, I guess so, at least you didn't say space noodles in that sentence..." | |||
Olimar: "SPACE NOOOODLES!!!" | |||
Jackill: "Ugh! I get it! Let's just go to Louie already!" | |||
Then Jackill and Olimar walked over 10 miles to return to Olimar and Louie's demolished ship. | |||
Louie: "Olimar, who's that?" | |||
Olimar: "ITS MY SPACE NOODLES!" | |||
Louie: "You're addicted to space noodles, aren't you..." | |||
Olimar: "...I like space noodles." | |||
Jackill: "Louie, is he always like this? | |||
Louie: "No, he just started being like this once his oxygen tank got a little ruptured and I had to replace the oxygen with this gas that makes you crazy..." | |||
Jackill: "Oh! I can spare some of my oxygen. I have two tanks and infinite life support." | |||
Louie: "THANK YOU SO MUCH! I can't live with Olimar like this anymore!" | |||
Olimar: "NOOOOOOOODLESSS!!!" | |||
Jackill and Louie: "..." | |||
Jackill: "Here, let's replace that crazy gas with oxygen..." | |||
Jackill replaces the gas with oxygen, and Olimar starts to recover. | |||
Jackill: "Wait a second... That red carr{{-}}I mean, Pikmin followed me all the way here!" | |||
==Volume III== | |||
Olimar: "Pikmin always follow their leader... They must think that about you!" | |||
Jackill: "Oh, so that's why he followed me all the way here... Weird." | |||
Louie: "Olimar, are you okay?" | |||
Olimar: "Yep... but I'm seriously still addicted to space noodles... especially the Koppai brand." | |||
Louie: "But... are you still going to scream "space noodles" all the time?" | |||
Olimar: "Nope... Oh yeah, thanks, Jackill, for giving me air... ''Wow, that sounded weird''." | |||
Jackill: "No problem... But what the heck is that giant ball with legs?!" | |||
Olimar: "Oh, that's an Onion." | |||
Jackill: "Can I eat it???" | |||
Olimar: "No!!! There's Pikmin inside of it!" | |||
Jackill: "Eww, what are they doing in there?!" | |||
Olimar: "''Well, I never really thought about it...''" | |||
Louie: ... "They live inside the Onion. The Onion is the Pikmin mothership." | |||
Jackill: "Oh... so I'm guessing that it tastes like chicken!" | |||
Olimar and Louie: "HECK NO!!!" | |||
Jackill: "Oh, sorry..." | |||
Olimar: "Wait a second... Louie, you must know what it tastes like because you eat EVERYTHING..." | |||
Louie: "Umm, uh no... I would never do that!" | |||
Olimar: "Then where's the Purple Onion?!?!?! Huh?" | |||
Louie: "Olimar, there's no such thing as a Purple Onion. The Purple Pikmin live in the ship's hull..." | |||
Olimar: "Oh... that explains a lot." | |||
Jackill: "WHY ARE WE FOOLING AROUND HERE??? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" | |||
Olimar: "Oh yeah..." | |||
Louie: "Olimar!" | |||
Olimar: "Yes?" | |||
Louie: "Is that female sheargrub over there edible?" | |||
Olimar and Jackill: "Louie!!!" | |||
Louie: "Sorry..." | |||
==Volume IV== | |||
Jackill: "So, Olimar, have you been to this planet before?" | |||
Olimar: "Yes, and I had an infinite supply of Space Noodles." | |||
Louie: "How long have we been talking? Two volumes or something?" | |||
Jackill: "Yeah... probably" | |||
Olimar: "GAHAHAHAHAH!" | |||
Louie and Jackill: "What the heck is that!?" | |||
Orange Bulborb: "''Gulp!''" | |||
Jackill: "AHHHH!" | |||
Red Pikmin: "Waaa!" | |||
Louie: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIKMIN JACKILL!?" | |||
Jackill: "I'm squeezing it because I'm scared!" | |||
Orange Bulborb: "Hey, fellas." | |||
Jackill looks uncomfortable. | |||
Jackill: "Ahh! Oh, It was just a dream... This bed isn't very nice... Wait.. this is a rock!" | |||
Louie: "Jackill?" | |||
Jackill: "Yeah?" | |||
Louie: "You've been talking in your sleeep for about five hours..." | |||
Jackill: "Oh..." | |||
{{clear}} | |||
[[Category:Fanfictions]] |
Revision as of 18:47, 26 June 2022
Pikmin 4: Dead Planet is a Pikmin fanfiction created by DonoPik. It begins on July 3rd of the year 899472.
Volume I
Jackill: "We're heading towards the Dying Planet as planned, sir."
Unknown: "Land on the only part of the planet that is left..."
Jackill: "Will do, sir."
Jackill: "NO! THE ENGINES HAVE FAILED! I'M GOING TO DIE!"
Then, Jackill crashes violently on the dying planet, and his spacecraft melted because of the heat and pressure of the crash.
Jackill: "Huh? Oh, no! my ship! It's completely melted! All that's left is a puddle! ...Wow, I look good... Wait, what is that?
Red Pikmin: "Waa? Huho!"
Jackill: "...Is that a carrot with eyeballs?"
Red Pikmin: "Hehe! Waah!"
Jackill: "What the heck is it saying...?"
Mysterious voice: "These are Pikmin, they speak Pikkipayan."
jackill: "Huh? Who are you?"
Mysterious voice: "I'm Olimar! I crash-landed on this planet a year ago and my life support system is unlimited. I'm going to die soon, and so are you because this planet will soon die... Want some noodles?"
Volume II
Jackill: "WE'RE GOING TO DIE ON THIS PLANET?!?!"
Olimar: "Yep... But we still have Space Noodles!"
Jackill: "...What is wrong with you?"
Olimar: "I guess I've been alone for so long on this planet that I got a little crazy... Are you sure you don't want any Space Noodles?"
Jackill: "..."
Olimar: "Come with me to my ship, my apprentice Louie is with me on this planet."
Jackill: "Umm... Okay, I guess so, at least you didn't say space noodles in that sentence..."
Olimar: "SPACE NOOOODLES!!!"
Jackill: "Ugh! I get it! Let's just go to Louie already!"
Then Jackill and Olimar walked over 10 miles to return to Olimar and Louie's demolished ship.
Louie: "Olimar, who's that?"
Olimar: "ITS MY SPACE NOODLES!"
Louie: "You're addicted to space noodles, aren't you..."
Olimar: "...I like space noodles."
Jackill: "Louie, is he always like this?
Louie: "No, he just started being like this once his oxygen tank got a little ruptured and I had to replace the oxygen with this gas that makes you crazy..."
Jackill: "Oh! I can spare some of my oxygen. I have two tanks and infinite life support."
Louie: "THANK YOU SO MUCH! I can't live with Olimar like this anymore!"
Olimar: "NOOOOOOOODLESSS!!!"
Jackill and Louie: "..."
Jackill: "Here, let's replace that crazy gas with oxygen..."
Jackill replaces the gas with oxygen, and Olimar starts to recover.
Jackill: "Wait a second... That red carr–I mean, Pikmin followed me all the way here!"
Volume III
Olimar: "Pikmin always follow their leader... They must think that about you!"
Jackill: "Oh, so that's why he followed me all the way here... Weird."
Louie: "Olimar, are you okay?"
Olimar: "Yep... but I'm seriously still addicted to space noodles... especially the Koppai brand."
Louie: "But... are you still going to scream "space noodles" all the time?"
Olimar: "Nope... Oh yeah, thanks, Jackill, for giving me air... Wow, that sounded weird."
Jackill: "No problem... But what the heck is that giant ball with legs?!"
Olimar: "Oh, that's an Onion."
Jackill: "Can I eat it???"
Olimar: "No!!! There's Pikmin inside of it!"
Jackill: "Eww, what are they doing in there?!"
Olimar: "Well, I never really thought about it..."
Louie: ... "They live inside the Onion. The Onion is the Pikmin mothership."
Jackill: "Oh... so I'm guessing that it tastes like chicken!"
Olimar and Louie: "HECK NO!!!"
Jackill: "Oh, sorry..."
Olimar: "Wait a second... Louie, you must know what it tastes like because you eat EVERYTHING..."
Louie: "Umm, uh no... I would never do that!"
Olimar: "Then where's the Purple Onion?!?!?! Huh?"
Louie: "Olimar, there's no such thing as a Purple Onion. The Purple Pikmin live in the ship's hull..."
Olimar: "Oh... that explains a lot."
Jackill: "WHY ARE WE FOOLING AROUND HERE??? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
Olimar: "Oh yeah..."
Louie: "Olimar!"
Olimar: "Yes?"
Louie: "Is that female sheargrub over there edible?"
Olimar and Jackill: "Louie!!!"
Louie: "Sorry..."
Volume IV
Jackill: "So, Olimar, have you been to this planet before?"
Olimar: "Yes, and I had an infinite supply of Space Noodles."
Louie: "How long have we been talking? Two volumes or something?"
Jackill: "Yeah... probably"
Olimar: "GAHAHAHAHAH!"
Louie and Jackill: "What the heck is that!?"
Orange Bulborb: "Gulp!"
Jackill: "AHHHH!"
Red Pikmin: "Waaa!"
Louie: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PIKMIN JACKILL!?"
Jackill: "I'm squeezing it because I'm scared!"
Orange Bulborb: "Hey, fellas."
Jackill looks uncomfortable.
Jackill: "Ahh! Oh, It was just a dream... This bed isn't very nice... Wait.. this is a rock!"
Louie: "Jackill?"
Jackill: "Yeah?"
Louie: "You've been talking in your sleeep for about five hours..."
Jackill: "Oh..."